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| 07.27.04 (9:16 pm) [edit] |
I got this e-mail this morning which I thought was pretty funny so I thought I'd share.
6 reasons not to mess with a child
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Lucy, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead. "
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know,would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
I finally finished my fic, 'A Professional Relationship', the other day and it's so nice knowing that I only have one unfinished fic on the boards now. I'm going to try from now on not to post anything until it's completely finished but don't hold me to that. ;)
I haven't started the Hawaii challenge fic yet but I've jotted down several ideas for scenes and I'm looking forward to getting that started.
I worked on my Mi/Mar/T threesome fic yesterday and I was surprised at how much I actually got written. The last couple of times I've opened the file on my PC I've ended up closing it without writing anything for it. I'm not sure if I'll end up posting it anywhere though as it's my first time writing slash and I'm not sure if it's any good. I guess I'll just wait and see what happens when I eventually finish it.
Janet's got a half day at work today so we were initially planning on going to see either Spiderman 2 or Shrek but as it's the school holidays we know it's unlikely we're going to find a parking space in the area where it's free. So instead, we're just going shopping to pick up a few bits for my mum and step-dad's anniversary on Friday and will hopefully go and see the movies over the weekend.
Oh, I read on MSN yesterday that Busted are set to play live at the Big Brother 5 final in a couple of weeks time. Apparently, they're the favourite band of one of the male housemates. His friends keep being interviewed saying he's always acting like he's the 'fourth member of Busted'. *lol* I can't wait to see that.
Okay, I guess I'd better get up now.
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posted by: blondebondgirl (reply)
post date: 08.02.04 (8:59 am)
Hahahha.... thats great!
posted by: candyspark (reply)
post date: 08.10.04 (7:30 am)
Thanks. :D
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